I was at the market the other day.
I’d gone for some sausages, but left with a handful of pig’s ears (more on which later), some pork belly, a ham hock, a kilo of mutton and a huge tray of beef ribs, about 5kg of mammoth ribs, each about a foot long and loaded with chunks of well-marbled beef. It was a good, but unexpectedly expensive trip.
I had no idea whatsoever what I was going to do with those ribs, but they were one of those things that simply had to be bought. Mere details could be ironed out later.
This sort of thing is very much in fashion these days … Leeds is scattered with places serving excellent beef and pork ribs, and barbecue-style food of all kinds is big business. The standard approach to beef ribs seems to be long, slow cooking, finished over a flame grill. There is normally a concoction of barbecue sauces and glazes in the mix, too.
Faced with my mountain of raw beef, my feelings ran along the ‘if it isn’t broken …’ lines.
This isn’t fast food. The whole process took nearly two days to complete, the result of a seriously long period of marinading butted up against a long time in a low oven, but the results were worth the wait.
Beef ribs are huge. There’s no getting away from that – cows are big beasts, and their ribs match their stature. All the preparation needs to be done by the butcher – there’s no chance whatsoever that you’re going to be able to cut through a beef rib in a domestic kitchen. Your butcher has a saw for that. I made the mistake of not asking for the ribs to be cut down, so I was left with a side of ribs that were easy enough to separate out, but only into a clutch of huge, almost foot-long pieces, which really should have been cut in half length ways for easier handling. I tried to cleaver the bones in two, but it felt like the cow was just laughing at me – the cleaver just bounced off the bone.
It didn’t really matter, and the comically large pieces of beef made an almost Flintstones-esque impact at the table.





