The first thing to say about my very small attempt to farm garden snails for culinary purposes is that its been controversial.
“It’s worse than the live crabs in the sink incident“, Jenny said, “but not as bad as the pig’s head in the fridge.” Personally, I think it’s far worse than the pig head incident…I didn’t have to kill the pig, after all.
This little experiment seemed to catch the imagination, provoking reactions ranging from horror to intrigue, long facebook conversations about the ethics of eating things like snails, and the formation of an official pressure group, the Snail Liberation Front, bent on saving said snails from the pot.
Like many other pressure groups, it failed, but it did produce some hastily-pushed-through-our-door posters with remarkably good drawings of snails and the epic strap line “only Tories eat snails”, which I must admit made me pause for a moment and consider releasing my prey.
So, these snails…
All snails in Britain are edible. They’re essentially the same creatures that the French , Spanish and Italians devour by the tonne. The small, colourful ones aren’t worth the bother, and Roman snail, predominant in the South and South West are protected, so that leaves helix aspersa, the common garden snail.
It’s not as large as the farmed French varieties, but it’s a reasonable size for eating, and extremely plentiful, as anybody with an allotment will know.
If you set aside the emotion of it all, it makes perfect sense to eat snails. Why kill them with poison or the sharp edge of a spade when you can use them properly, for food?
It’s a far more ethical and sustainable approach.
It make s perfect, logical sense, but there’s a cultural angle to the whole act of eating a snail that simply revolts many British people, which is a shame, because snails are very good to eat indeed.
The French know this already, of course.





