In real life, I manage information security for a big financial organisation. It’s the most fascinating job in the world, this juggling of risk versus reward versus control. We have to get things just right, so that our business can do business, but our customers remain safe.
I know that the biggest asset we’ve got as an organisation is your information, your name, your address, your date of birth … all the things we know about you because we asked you when you opened that savings account or took out that mortgage.
All of that seemingly insignificant information, just bits and bytes and snippets of this and that roll up into something quite vital, a shadow of your very life, a shadow that people can and do try to steal and misuse and abuse and take advantage of.
One time, years ago, I made falafel. They collapsed in the fryer, leaving me with a disgusting sludge of chickpeas and vegetable oil. For that reason, I’ve resisted making falafel for well over a decade, but the time has come to conquer that fear, for conquer it, I must. I really do need to get over things like this …
There’s nothing complicated about falafel. They’re just balls of ground chickpeas, seasoned heavily and packed with fresh herbs, then deep fried.
The trick is in the process.
The stats on identity theft are absolutely horrifying. It’s a crime that’s seemingly sprung out of nowhere, yet has been with us for millenia. People have always been charlatans, they’ve always practiced deception for their own ends, but these days, all of that’s easier and simpler to execute on an extremely grand scale. Your lovable conman is now part of an international crime gang, and you and me are the target.





