“Two teenagers, one skinny and one stocky, are being hunted after a haul of chocolate bars was stolen from a lorry parked in Bradford last night.
The suspects got into the lorry, which was in a car park off Tong Street, through unlocked back doors and stole two ten kilo boxes of Bounty bars, valued at £50. “
The police are going to have trouble here – the skinny one isn’t likely to be that skinny once he’s ploughed through 20 kilos of Bounty bars.
