I don’t think I’d be doing the humble Scotch egg an injustice to suggest that it’s got a bad reputation.

The true horror of the mass produced Scotch egg, mainstay of the wet British picnic, can be found in any supermarket in the land.  Dull, grey, under seasoned meat hugging an overcooked egg, the whole lot coated in fluorescent breadcrumbs that suggest some sort of food additive derived from raw nuclear waste.

At their worst, as they so often are, the Scotch egg is an abomination, a wholehearted and shamefaced offence against all that’s good in the world of food.  I’ve eaten Scotch eggs that would have been perfectly usable in one of those floodlit cricket matches where they need a ball that can be seen easily.

So, does it always have to be this way?  No, you’ve probably guessed by now that it doesn’t.  As with many mass produced things, you can either make it in bulk, or you can not bother and make it freshly and properly in small batches.

If you break it down, a Scotch egg is nothing more than a hard boiled egg wrapped in pork, coated in breadcrumbs and deep fried.  There’s very little not to like there. 

Wikipedia Extensive research tells us that the Scotch egg was probably invented by posh food shop Fortnum & Mason in 1738 as a novel way of shoehorning both eggs and sausage meat into a luxury picnic hamper.  Whether this is true or not is debatable, but the inspiration may have come from a far older Indian dish, where eggs are coated in heavily spiced minced lamb and braised in a yoghurt based sauce.

Eggs coated in heavily spiced minced lamb?  That’s my kinda dish. More on that soon.

There’s no real clue out there about why this not particularly Scottish snack is called a Scotch egg.  It just is.

To make your own, you need to start in the middle.

Recipe next…

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Hix Oyster & Chop House, Mark Hix

by rich on August 25, 2010

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Mark Hix runs a clutch of restaurants in London and another one in the coastal town of Lyme Regis in Dorset. With his food, Hix wanted to rekindle the old London chop houses – restaurants that flourished during the 1800s that were ‘civilised places to eat big chunks of meat.’

A constant theme on Hix’s menus, alongside the oysters, has been prime cuts of meat, on the bone, cooked traditionally.

This direction is followed through into Hix Oyster & Chop House.

The meat section of the book starts with a full twenty-five pages of photographs and descriptions of a multitude of different cuts of meat, with notes on their particular characteristics and peculiarities.

It’s the sort of introduction to a chapter that wouldn’t be out of place in Hugh Fearnley-Whitingstall’s fine Meat book.

There’s a similarly detailed dozen page introduction to the chapter on oysters, covering the different varieties available in the waters around the British Isles, and ending with a step-by-step guide to shucking oysters. Despite the guide, I think that’s something best left to somebody else, preferably somebody wearing a chainmail glove.

More this way…

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Churros, or Spanish doughnuts

by rich on August 20, 2010

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We spent a week in Barcelona recently, and walking around the city, you notice little bars and cafes everywhere selling hot chocolate with long, piped doughnuts, ribbons of fried batter coated in sugar and sold in cones or paper bags.

Ethan latched onto the idea, as kids do, that he wanted to try churros, but for one reason or another, we were never near a suitable place to buy some when the craving struck.  We made a determined effort one day to actually go out and find churros, before realising that Sunday afternoon wasn’t the best time to go looking…

So here’s a recipe for home-made churros, cooked almost entirely to stop Ethan moaning on about going all the way to Spain and not getting any churros.

Bring 250ml of water to the boil and add 75g of unsalted butter, cut into inexact cubes.  The butter will melt quickly, and when it has, take the water off the heat and let it cool for a minute.

Mix half a teaspoon of baking powder and a good pinch of salt into 200g of plain flour and add this to the water and butter a spoon at a time, stirring each spoonful in until you get a smooth, very thick batter, the type that you could take a chunk out of with a spoon.  You may need to adjust the amount of flour or water to get the right consistency…my mixture was far too thick, and adding more water made the whole thing look distinctly unpromising.  A lot of stirring and mixing got things back on track, so do persevere even if you think you’ve made a hash of things.

Let the batter cool for a minute or two and then add a large egg and stir until it’s completely amalgamated.

The finished batter should be quite thick, more like a very loose dough. Another photo this way…

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It’s strange that most cuisines have some sort of variation on the humble meatball, and I think it’s a little sad that we Brits don’t think more highly of them.  There’s a world of things that can be done with this method.

This is the Thai version. Tod man mu are heavily spiced little pork meatballs, with a fiery chili kick and a rich seam of citrus flavours.

They’re utterly delicious.

This recipe came via Twitter, from @joolscyprien, who recommends eating them with a beer, mainly to quench the vicious chili , I suppose.

They’re very easy to make – more of an assembly job than anything else – and if you’ve ever made an Italian meatball, you’ll know what you’re doing.

Start with about half a kilo of the best quality minced pork you can find, then add a good handful each of of dried coconut and cooked jasmine rice, half a tin of coconut milk, two and a half to three generous tablespoons of Thai red curry paste, the juice and zest of a lime, four or five finely chopped kaffir lime leaves, a big splash of nam pla, or fish sauce and as much chilli powder as you think you can stomach.

You may or may not need to add an egg to bind the mixture together.

More this way…

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Feeling the burn…West Dean Chile Fiesta, Chichester

August 14, 2010 Food & drink
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Chile Peppers are one of those vegetables (actually berries!) that seem to provoke either unbridled masochism or abject terror. I like a bit of both personally. But like wine (my other passion), there is a breathtaking and intriguing array of varieties as I discovered close up on a recent visit to the annual ‘Chile Fiesta‘ [...]

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Salt cod brandade

August 11, 2010 Food & drink
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Remember that salt cod I made the other week? Here’s what became of it. Brandade de morue or brandade de bacaloa, depending on if you’re French or Spanish is a simple emulsion of salt cod and olive oil, most often eaten with bread.  It’s common across France and Spain, and versions of it exist in [...]

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Moroccan beef tagine

August 8, 2010 Food & drink
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Moroccan cuisine is rich with influences that betray the country’s history as a strategically important place, with distinct Arabic influences laid over more obvious North African traits.  There’s also Moorish and European influence in there, too, pointing to Morocco’s closeness to Spain, and its position as a gateway to southern Europe. The tagine is emblematic [...]

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How much do you drink?

July 31, 2010 Food politics
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Do you know how many units are actually in a glass of wine? Do you know the difference in alcohol content between a large glass of red and a pint of strong beer? The answers to both of these questions is probably ‘no’.  Either that, or your guesses  are way off the mark.  Mine definitely [...]

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How to make salt cod

July 28, 2010 Food & drink
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The last time I cooked with salt cod was a disaster. In retrospect, the particular piece of fish I bought looked like it had been sat in a dark and dusty corner of a market stall for several years before some poor mug came along to liberate it. That poor mug just happened to be [...]

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Ametilles Garapinyades, or sugared almonds

July 24, 2010 Food & drink

The list of ingredients here is impressively short, but the technique is fiendishly difficult and needs a lot of concentration, good timing and, inevitably, a few botched attempts before you get it right. It’s worth persevering, though. Almonds coated in a crust of crystallised sugar? What could be better than that? Put 155g of almonds [...]

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